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[newwave]

I have read a few topics on here over the last week after being shown this site by a friend.

One thing I have noticed that there is a lot of posters having problems with:

Neighbours
In Laws
Cats
Parking
Schools
etc etc

and come on here to talk about it/let off steam BUT not deal with the issue for fear of "upsetting" someone.

As long as your in the right give them a "talking" to, dont be a doormat or you will always get walked on.

(This is a wind up isn't it? Shall I give my list of the usual suspects?)

Do you think this thread will make it to the mumsnet roundup - stop the press Mnetters are doormats!

My doormat is bone-idle and just lies around getting filthy. Right, I'm off to give it a good kicking.

Lovely. I will go and give my skunk smoking, thuggish neighbour a good talking to for when he is smoking the hardcore shit and it blows through my kitchen window.

Then I'll tell him you told me to.....

my fucking doormat trips me up too, especially when I come through the door with shopping bags in my hands

it has a grudge against me, I swear

I think I will take it outside and beat it to within an inch of its life

I cant have a doormat. My dog abuses them.
I am deprived.

i kicked my doormat out for washing once a week and having a cheesy cock

cheers for advice

Touch a sore spot did it.

come on which regular poster are you? lets think of some that like winding us up

abuses ?

your dog shags the doormat ?

I am rather fond of my doormat, even though it is trying to kill me, but I wouldn't go that far...

Thankyou that is good advice: It is you're, not your.

I had a cat who like to shag towels - we had to give him a dedicated wanky-blanky in the end.

Why do the trolls always find one person to fire their poison at? Is that the way it is done in the playground?

You hear that, Justine?

Get packing- you're finished.

Leave the doormat, though.

a dog I had used to shag cushions

but only pink cushions

it was a bastard getting the stains out, so I just had to wipe them on the curtains in the end

But dogs are bloody colour blind!

Cherry, what poison? at whom? silly comment.

No I am "not a usual suspect".

As for the "dont come back" that wont happen unless you own this site.

cherry...you tell that to my dog !

Pffffft!

Off to my RL again. Laters.