To think this photo qualifies for the bad airbrushing of the year awards

[Ishouldprobablywax]

I'm not her number one fan but Seriously? There's no 5 foot 4 girl on the plant with legs that long (or there are and they topple over through lack of balance?
mobile.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/cheryl-cole-calendar-2011-shes-here-and-very-nearly-naked48649?img_id=11

She looks like she's thinking "D'oh I can't believe I forgot my trousers"

Is it not just the high heels though making them look very long?
Apparently she has a BMI of 16 - just thought I'd share that!!

PMSL!

If you look- her thigh is the same length of her whole body ffs!

Lucky you mean 'I cannae believe I dinnae put me troooosers on'!

My friend is a graphic designer... said it looks like they've um.... removed her crotch to make her legs longer. So there you go!

She really needs to take some Nurofen for that headache of hers, poor love

Check out these too......
www.topsocialite.com/celebrity-photoshop-before-and-afters/

way aye maaaan me legs are fooking lang,unlike me short arse marriage

And as for those wardrobe choices.....

shes a classie lassie.princess cheryl

www.topsocialite.com/the-power-of-photoshop-girls-aloud-before-and-after/

-girls-aloud-before-and-after/ your link

A whole calendar of photos and there's not one that makes her look classy and/or attractive - who selected the pictures?

WRT to first pic, is she supposed to look like she's holding a can of lager and is so pissed she doesn't know what her own name is? Perhaps a slick of vomit down her top would enhance the effect?

I know! Am babysitting my niece, who got a bit down hearted that shed never be as pretty as cheryl... So I had a good old google to explain photoshopping!

It's clearly photoshopped, but would like to point out that I am 5ft 4 and have legs so long that my hips are the same height as my friend's who is 5ft 8. Mind you, I have no waist and a munchkin torso, but shortarses can have very long legs too!

Yeah, I am 5 ft 4 and my bottom is on the same level as DP's despite him being 5 ft 10. He has chunky little legs, but not disproportionate. So

Maybe they had to remove her crotch because she had an unfortunate case of camel toe.

I can sympathise.

Fuschia, my Dad is 6ft and has stumpy legs and our waists are virtually the same height! (Clearly get the legs (and height) from my mum's side )

Arf

Fuck it, the whole site is funny.

Of course it is photoshopped, Cheryl doesn't have her usual trade mark cankles.

She's got rid of two useless cunts then.

(I am available for weddings and bar mitzvahs)