in noticing that other IPOAT Johnny husband incarnations are better than mine?

[Hullygully]

Huh.

It can make you over balance with all that extra weight on the front.

Gotta swoon. L8trs.

Ms Grape and I have been estranged so long that the merest whiff of her grapy fragrance makes me fall over.

A bit.

So it was a lovely evening. Not to late as you can see.

I did call out and answer Mr GMTV life coach man and say I loved him a few times, I fear I embarrassed my lovely, lovely friend who patted my knee knowingly.

I was also healed by a shaman.

And the red wine was rather nice.

Oh and a nice Kinesiologist worked my head.

Twas a lovely evening though I wish I had slightly less wine.

Much love x

...What exactly sort of evening was this.??

And please may I come next time.

And do tell us about the healing.

It was an evening all about taking time for you. They had speakers and beforehand you could wander around and get tasters of treatments etc. It was lovely, though as I said I wish I had less wine

Shaman man was v nice and layed his hands on me, it was all quite unexpected and fun

I need my wah sorting out - sounds super, Gibbon

And Princess, re; flirting, I said I'd like to lick ShirleyKnot once.

a) I absolutely did not mean it in a lesbie friends sort of way and

b) it suddenly occurred to me that my previous posting name might imply I am a man. Which makes it seedier, and worse

You're really a hairy arsed trucker called Dave aren't you James

at seedy Jamie type licking other posters.

Just cut to the chase and call yourselve 'frankthegirllicker'

Sounds like a totally holistic experinece Gibbo. Did you pick up a kebab and a wine box on the way home

I am tryingto go to the gym and be all healthy eating and it was working until I found the workout channels on the tv.
Now I find myself watching 70s disco grove workout and craving chocolate and gin. It isn't good

Although I love the 'chairobics'

chairobics

Are there workout channels? must check those out.

Am loving frankthegirllicker

OOOOOHHHH it is on now

Sky 282..

do they wear headbands?

I do hope so

I have just listened to Ultravox, OOOHHHHHHHHHH Viennnnnnnnaaaaaaa (not by choice). It is v difficult to work out to, but marvellous for eurythmy.

Oh that takes me back....my first slow dance/kiss was to Spandau Ballet - True

Must look out for 70s discorobics. I have a penchant for 'HipHop Abs' on the shopping channels.

Let's get physical, physical
Let's get Physica-a-al
Let's get into physical

Let me hear your body talk

Mine more grunts, stutters, groans and sighs.

Does Sky have 282 channels now?

I fear that since I only have Freeview all I'll be able to work out to is Teachers TV

I don't have anything. Dh and the dc have all sorts of things that appear in the house with complicated remotes and wires and I am now no longer able to operate anything. A friend came over with a dvd recently for us to watch. We spent half an hour on our knees in front of the boxes and wires before I gave in and phoned the dc.

Radio 4 is the one for me. Lot of rage workouts at the news and politicians.

Loving your festive name widow

Sky has bloody tons of channels.

DD has IT homework this half term and I have already booked DS1 to help.
Poor girl is screwed once he leaves home. We will have to become Amish. Ya

We should all become Amish. I feel we are uniquely suited to bonnets, sewing and clean living. Or Plymouth Brethren.

YY (ya ya)

We could shag Harrison Ford in the corn store. He would have to be circa 1980 version though..

Clean living and prayer, Paggy. Not shagging in the corn. Tut.