To want clones of myself?

[MarineIguana]

I'm so busy "having it all" i.e. running a house, working, having 2 DC, plus a relationship, plus hobbies, etc that I think I need clones...

A domestic clone who would do all the housework, garden, bills and DIY.

A wife and mother clone who would entertain baby all day, look lovely on the school run, make quality conversation over tea, get DC into bed then have time for sex.

Crafty clone would have a blissfully serene time doing all the sewing and making projects I never get round to.

Funtime clone would sleep till noon, meet mates for lunch, hit the shops then go clubbing and gigging, so I could see my friends more often.

Oh and work clone of course would bring home the bacon and maybe even get to go away to conferences.

Of course they would all need to MN so I don't need an MNing clone as such.

What are yours?

i think you'd need a rotation of some sorts or the domestic clone might rebel.

But, wouldn't you want to be the one doing the lovely sleeping in and socialising and projects and sewing and shagging? And the clones could do the boring bits?

I'd just like a clone to go to work and earn the money for me, really. And one who could take the toddler to all those terribly worthy activities that require one to act like a clapping seal with Botox.

I think i'm annnoying enough that I would probably end up killing myself!

A completely subservient DH clone, on the other hand...

You're right! I need to clone DP for the boring jobs - but the trouble is he wouldn't do them as well as MY clone