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To hate man cleavage?

24 replies

Ishouldprobablywax · 28/08/2010 20:26

It just looks .... Weird!
Disconcertingly feminine, if dh came home in one I would vomit in my mouth and then piss myself laughing.

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CerealOffender · 28/08/2010 20:31

if your dh came home in a man's cleavage?

BeenBeta · 28/08/2010 20:40

Nope...... sorry I am still struggling with the concept. Confused

CerealOffender · 28/08/2010 20:42

[prods beta's moobs and hands him a wonderbra]

TheNinksFactor · 28/08/2010 20:54

YANBU.

I quite liked Jonathan Rhys Meyer until I misguidedly read an article by Liz Jones (always a mistake) describing his Sad

BeenBeta · 28/08/2010 21:10

Can we have a photo example of one?

CerealOffender · 28/08/2010 21:19

thank god for the daily mail to explain

cornsillky · 28/08/2010 21:22

JRM gets away with it.The rest of them not at all. What was Jude Law thinking? Nosocks and no vest.That Sienna just isn't domesticated enough.

CerealOffender · 28/08/2010 21:22

we are all too old. also it is too chilly for that sort of thing up here.

CerealOffender · 28/08/2010 21:23

jude is a tangoed twat

BeenBeta · 28/08/2010 21:23

Ohhh...right...I understand what you are talking about now.

Isn't that what we used to call a V Neck jumper?

LordPanofthePeaks · 28/08/2010 21:29

No liberty bodice!! Their mothers would faint.

BeenBeta · 28/08/2010 21:31

You'll catch your death going out like that!

BitOfFun · 28/08/2010 21:34

It's for gymbods who think women don't have the imagination to notice them otherwise. Bring back a bit of mystery, I say. Or don't- at least we'll know the ones to avoid. There is nothing like male vanity to sound the claxon of twatdom.

Ishouldprobablywax · 28/08/2010 21:34

Exactly! But it's not like there's bronzed gods wandering around like that, just pale clammy old scousers

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BitOfFun · 28/08/2010 21:39

Oi- I am quite partial to pale clammy old scousers! Grin

But not ones with man cleavage.

LordPanofthePeaks · 28/08/2010 21:46

To demonstrate my even-handedness in all of this, female cleavage isn't that attractive either.....I mean..so women have their 'girls'..but..erm..big deal.

zazen · 28/08/2010 22:01

I hate 'heavage' myself.

At least in the 70s they used to put a medallion there..

I blame all this 'fleshing' on Borat in his new fangled togs Shock

LordPanofthePeaks · 28/08/2010 22:16

and Jason King anyone? And Giant Haystacks. And David Cameron.

BeenBeta · 28/08/2010 22:30

... and lest we forget there is of course Big Daddy

BitOfFun · 28/08/2010 22:32

Now Magnum can do what he likes. Like.

zazen · 28/08/2010 22:36

Oh yes please to Magnum.. I'll have one (or a risqué three) covered in chocolate please Wink

Ilythia · 28/08/2010 22:48

It looks like they are wearing a top that a small child has stretched by hanging off the neckline.
Ew.
YANBU

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