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to pay my polish nanny cash in hand?

102 replies

PissPoor · 27/08/2010 16:32

She also wants me to employ her sister as a cleaner, cash in hand. We can afford it, and our house will keep her busy until the end of time.

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StealthPolarBear · 27/08/2010 17:42

lol ok good one you had me at least

morganlebuffay · 27/08/2010 17:42

OK, so you're a troll.

PissPoor · 27/08/2010 17:43

So I can mn in peace obviously!

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expatinscotland · 27/08/2010 17:44

Sure, go for it! Hope you get caught and get fined to hell and possibly lose your job and this gal and her sister get removed and banned from coming back her to scam working poor taxpayers like me and DH.

People like this gal give all immigrants a bad name.

People like you are just tax-dodgers.

BonniePrinceBilly · 27/08/2010 17:45

2/10 for effort.

PissPoor · 27/08/2010 17:45

I am a mischevious regular Grin

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StealthPolarBear · 27/08/2010 17:45

do you want to kill people who park in P&T spaces?

sorrento56 · 27/08/2010 17:47
Hmm

Not even worth 2/10 and not even funny.

Sorry.

BigBadMummy · 27/08/2010 17:49

My understanding of tax laws is also that as her employer (like it or not thatnis whatbyou will be classed as) you will be liable for paying tax and NI and to not do so has huge implications.

Don't do it.

PissPoor · 27/08/2010 17:49

No Stealth, I am not fussed about parking spaces, as we walk to our destination with sausage rolls and fruit shoots.

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catinthehat2 · 27/08/2010 17:50

I think Piss leaves for his bus around 6, so you should be OK jeering for another few minutes.

Piss - in case you are going to keep doing this on Fridays, it's a dead giveaway posting this kind of crap at 2 minutes past the end of your shift.

Now fuck off.

RunawayWife · 27/08/2010 17:51

Your would be nanny and cleaner are a clear example of everything wrong with the people coming in to the country,

YABU and they are benefit scroungers

PissPoor · 27/08/2010 17:51

He?

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PissPoor · 27/08/2010 17:53

There's a big difference between this and 'my wife is leaving because I beat her up' or whatever the hell it was.

This was actually a bit of fun suggested by someone on fb.

Don't actually mind being told to fuck off. Meh.

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EricNorthmansmistress · 27/08/2010 17:54

THIS IS A TROLL

he/she admitted as much just up the thread

Boring

sorrento56 · 27/08/2010 17:54

But it isn't funny.

jumpingjackhash · 27/08/2010 17:56

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catinthehat2 · 27/08/2010 18:00

"This was actually a bit of fun suggested by someone on fb."

What the heck is wrong with you?

Emo76 · 27/08/2010 18:01

She doesn't sound very honest....on the other hand, what sort of childcare do you expect for £4.50 an hour?

TheLadyOfTheGreenKirtle · 27/08/2010 18:02

ok, its probably my fault that pisspoor started this thread. I said on fb that i was feeling mischevious, we were joking about play-trolling on mn and she started this thread. it was meant to be funny. poking fun at ourselves, that type of thing. obviously, different people find different things funny. no harm done. it was intended as a bit of a harmless windup, no different to when a LOT of mners invade other sites.

Emo76 · 27/08/2010 18:02

Oh sorry have just realised it's a fake

ILoveDonaldDraper · 27/08/2010 18:03

do you really not have anything better to do than this? I feel sorry for you!

loopyloops · 27/08/2010 18:04

Why does your polish need a nanny?

Surely the duster can look after it?

TheLadyOfTheGreenKirtle · 27/08/2010 18:04

ilovedonald, i really dont think many of us have anything better to do. its 6pm and we are on mn!

knickers0nmyhead · 27/08/2010 18:05

I shall post in my regular name.

Sorry to any polish cash in hand workers who I may of offended!