to want to marry Nick Knowles and have Billy as my dad?

[Portofino]

I know I am, as already have a dh and dad, but I keep thinking how much of laugh Xmas day would etc.....AND the DIY would get done!

I am married to Nick Knowles, well in my dreams anyway, so sorry, you can't have him.

Billy's all yours though.

Lol! YANBU. My dad is nicknamed Billy, partially because of DIY SOS :o

Noooo, nick knowles is dreadful, we once sat on the next table to him in a restaurant and evesdropped heavily. He was chatting up some 18 year old, "helping" her get a job in the media, and comparing himself to Nelson Mandela (with no hint of irony)

Ooh no Lobsters! They all look so, well, wholesome and I have laughed more at them hiding in a wardrobe than I did at the whole last 3 series of Shooting Stars.....

Then I blubbed for 10 mins when the worthy family saw their lovely free new house....

Sorry, yres, friend works in meeja and says NK is nice bloke, but if he were chocolate, he would eat himself....