MN is rubbish!!

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I think that you lot are really uncaring and ignorant. I have read a thread where nearly all the mums have maybe a young girl feel unwanted and then went on to bitch about it.

I hope that your children become young parents so you know how it feels because you have some sort of problem with it. I think that use need to get a life and think about others. why not have a young parent section?

If it would help a lot of young parents relate to each other.

I think you all need to have a good look in the mirror.

OH by the way I love NETMUMS and the tickers

Awwww, thanks, huns!

I hope he'll be fine. He does make the world's worst patient though. As I said, my poor mum.

Does it have to be 7.30 for wine o'clock??

This thread has been fabby and threads like it are one of the many reasons why I heart MN.

Awkwardly pats PacificDogwood on the back...

Hope your dad is OK, hun. ((hugs))

7.30 as a guideline not a statutory requirement, responsible adults can set own times..... no need for nanny state. 5.35 is looking good to me.

'You are not the Rosetta-fucking-Stone'.

That is one of the funniest things I've read all year.

G&Ts in the Hon Cupboard

BTW, is it MN or NM to refer to shagging as "baby-dancing". Is that allowed here? Just trying to establish the rules.

Lambrini and blu WKD in the huns cupboard

Noooooo, deffo NO babydancing, Tippy, the phrase makes me boak

Isn't it awful?
It makes me heave too. Vomtastic.

What happened to the OP?

I think she had to go and hang round in a bus shelter, whilst smoking in close proximity to her child's pushchair.

Ooooh, I'm going to get butt-kicked for that!

...and there I was thinking I'd be wine-free until the weekend... Damn you brazen harridans, will need to nip out Waitrose Lidl for something cold and tasty later.

can i have sum (((hugs))) plz? My bby angel boy starts pre-skool tmw and i feel all wibbly and sad :( :( :( :( thx m8s.

cupcakesandbunting said "I think she had to go and hang round in a bus shelter, whilst smoking in close proximity to her child's pushchair."

...in a dressing gown outside the maternity ward for added "glamma", surely?

Oooh, I lurvve a good cliche .

PD - I have witnessed that (for real). Gave me the boke.

Oh, yes, so have I... Clichees (?sp) are there for a reason

I've seen it with Coke. Was on the bus and saw a group of three mums, one fed coke to her teeny wobbly-head stage baby. Another mum objected and she said "It's OK, he doesn't have teeth yet".

That's why I likes me cupboard. Fewer weasel-brains in here.

If we ever have a filter of any kind, it should be set up solely to filter out "babydancing".

Hugs for CatPower

I was watching Xfactor at the weekend - when that 'Release Me' lady came on with her daughter, the first thing I noticed was that the DD had squash in a bottle.

Wine for me

Judgier than MadJudgeMcJudgey ShadeofViolet.Shame on you Were you not distractd at all by her mad wailing? Or too busy wondering if she fed her Turkey Twizzlers?Or indeed, Asda "sausages"

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It has to be a cheese one however.

Nearly spilt my wine laughing at that Tippychooks!

I clocked the bottle before the waving :o