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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

Actually i know i am but i fed up

713 replies

megawoman · 23/08/2010 22:01

Have been friends with somebody since we were at pre-school together. She got married 6 years ago and I am now good friends with both her and her husband.

They have both been moaning at me lately about the fact their relationship has turned sour. He today phoned me twice asking if I had heard from her because he was at their house and she was not there again yet promised she would be in for his lunchbreak. I told him she was not with me but may be with her sister. Two hours later he phoned again as she was still not home and he rung again to see if I had heard from her yet. I said I had not but if I did I would tell her he was looking for her. He then asked me if I thought she was cheating on her which I know she is not she is organising big party for his 30th so was out getting decorations etc. I normally am very good and just say she must have been held up somewhere but today I snapped and told him she was and we had been having a lesbian love affair for 6 months. I know it was wrong and might cause major problems for them but I was so fed up of them putting me in the middle and now I don't want to contact either of them because I know I was out of order. (ducks ready for flogging)

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AttenboroughFan · 26/08/2010 22:52

Loving this thread Grin

Was up late last night reading it and went and relayed the details to dh in bed. He's just asked about it and read the whole thing, I'm very disappointed MW but we're all hopeful you're just resting up ahead of the big night tomorrow Wink

Will be eagerly checking on saturday morning!

SparkleRainbow · 26/08/2010 22:53

Think she has gone to bed to save up her energy?!

WickedWitchSouthWest · 26/08/2010 23:09

Marking place :) just read the whole thread and it's mn gold standard! Thank god for the iPhone so I can keep checking in coz SIL is coming this weekend and it would probably be bad form to attach myself to the laptop :)

mumbar · 26/08/2010 23:26

lol at ladys bucket of popcorn, mugs and wine for AF.

TheLadyEvenstar · 26/08/2010 23:33

Diagrams or RL photos???? Shock

LesbianMummy1 · 26/08/2010 23:36

hi mumbar I bought us all some candy floss at circus here everybody, help yourselves.

TheLadyEvenstar · 26/08/2010 23:40

ohhhh i loveeeee candy floss

LesbianMummy1 · 26/08/2010 23:43

shhh!!! don't tell everybody but I have sweets too

LesbianMummy1 · 26/08/2010 23:44

I also have two glow in the dark light sabers not sure what to do with those

mumbar · 26/08/2010 23:46

LM1 glad you enjoyed the circus.

LesbianMummy1 · 26/08/2010 23:50

shoves mumbar over and hands her light sabre

how many hours til saturday? hope it comes around quick

WickedWitchSouthWest · 26/08/2010 23:50

I've got a nice bottle of red lined up for tomorrow night but I'm willing to share if there's candy floss going spare

FallingWithStyle · 26/08/2010 23:52

"I also have two glow in the dark light sabers not sure what to do with those"

Then you're just not trying hard enough Wink

AttenboroughFan · 26/08/2010 23:57

pmsl at falling

MW, thought this might interest you. You may as well save yourself some money Wink

Amapoleon · 27/08/2010 00:09

hahaha just marking my place.

Stretch · 27/08/2010 01:18

Marking too. Grin God almost reminds me of my mills and boon days! Grin

Pleb1969 · 27/08/2010 02:07

OMG! Mind if I join the party ladeez? I'm a newbie on here but have to find out the next instalment - am going to be late for work tomorrow but had to read all 16 pages! I never knew MN was this saucy! Shock(BTW, willing to share chilled white and Cafe Noir biscuits later - was going to say tomorrow night but it's now Friday...)

tortoiseonthehalfshell · 27/08/2010 04:30

I don't want this thread to fall off my Therads I'm On.

I ducked out when ManBloke (who's only posted twice on this forum, and chose this thread for his second diabtribe? Odd) turned up, and missed all the good bits.

cupcakesandbunting · 27/08/2010 07:46

This thread has re-affirmed my love for ScottishMummy. No-one sees through the bullshit quite like her.

Is it a bit sad that even though all of this is the feverish workings of a bloke probably called Ken who is 52, living in Hull, that I still can't stop reading it?

tholeon · 27/08/2010 08:20

I am just hoping it is the feverish workings of a grown up. He/She writes about sex like one who has never been there....

TheLadyEvenstar · 27/08/2010 08:48

Marking my place front row and I brought my own seat which is big enough for 2 if anyone wants to join me.

Wine chilling - check
cheese and biscuits - check
popcorn - check

cupcakesandbunting · 27/08/2010 09:20

Anyone got any Haagen-Daz? Only it's on special down at Asda Waitrose. Get your orders in.

missbeehiving · 27/08/2010 11:03

Perhaps Ken MW is down at Asda this very minute stocking up on Haagen-Daz and squirty UHT cream and keyboard cleaner for this evenings shenanigans.

Mouseface · 27/08/2010 11:11

Oh my eyes! I have just read the whole thread. Brilliant.

Can I squeeze in next to one of you to mark my place for later? I'm only tiny, I can perch on the armrest.......

zingzillachinchilla · 27/08/2010 11:14

Have been lurking too. What time does the show start this evening?