to slaughter him right now?... would any jury convict me?

[thelunar66]

I am knackered. I crave sleep. DH has gone up and all I can hear, through 2 closed doors, a landing, stairs and hallway is massively loud, vibrate the walls FUCKING SNORING!!!!

I just need sleep

I feel your pain.

although other reasons meant i left. no more snoring is an added bonus.

argh argh... he is still snoring. I swear it's getting more vibratey. I've got headache.

Tried earplugs but I can still feel the vibrations.

To add insult to injury, he tells me I have terrible bags under my eyes and then laughs when I say it is due to lack of sleep due to his snoring

I suspect he needs the poke in the ribs treatment. comments like that used to make me very @ the ex. so on your behalf. AM going to have to crash as I have to be up in 5 hours to finish the decorating before collecting ds from his jollies.

Sew a lumpy plastic dog toy to the back of pyjamas that you make him wear. He won't be able to sleep on his back... Worth a try?

katey has it. make sure he never gets onto his back. if he does keep kicking him til he turns. he wont even remember in the morning.

I just went up and recorded him on my phone.

Played it back right in his ear.

He woke with a start and accused me of snoring!!!

Shall repeat as required through the night.

haha that is genius!!

Thank - you The Lunar. You have solved my biggest problem in life. I suspect my large, comfy air bed will be delievered at some point this week.

Ah to sleep for a full night without being woken by growling noises. I imagine it will be bliss. It's been that long I can't remember what it is like sleep soundly.