To put a note on the fairy cakes saying TOUCH THESE AND DIE!

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It's ds2's 10th tomorrow and I've made a couple of batches of buns and a cake. I have to go out first thing in the morning.

AIBU to put a note on the buns. Probably with some sort of threatening drawing too.

They are only just out of the oven and dh is already finding excuses to go into the kitchen!

No YANBU, I pretty much have to do this with any food stuff which I mind DH eating before it's appointed time (I meal plan).

Good luck

I wouldn't even think twice! Measures must be taken to protect the precious yummy things!

YADNBU.

What picture were you thinking of?

Can you draw that Bobbitt woman?

I was thinking something along the lines of a picture sum

a bun with a bite out of it = vice + rusty knife + aftershave.

Hahahaha!!!

good luck with that one it wouldn't make the blindest bit of difference in my house stuff I'd have to lock it all in the garage and take the key with me.

YANBU

Admittedly, I think I'd be more worries about me eating them...

YANBU but you know they will be poked at, don't you?

Chain a bear to them and annoy the bear.

won't the bear eat them? And then you'll have a Bear With A Tummy Ache to contend with.