to be so excited that x factor is back on!

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Sooo excited! As are the 4 dc's we have the doritos, salsa, etc all stocked ready! Am i sad?

So Simon is the evil genius then? I must rescue lovely Dermot before he gets sucked in.

If Simon is gay there is no way that he would do Louis.

Louis would be more your gimp slave type so Simon wouldn't be able to respect him.

"Simon gives Sinitta a job so she won't reveal that she was a cover all those years back."

This makes total sense. I never understood why Sinitta was allowed on. I assumed he was still shagging her but this is much more plausible.

Simon is still friends with all his beards ex-girlfriends which is telling IMO.

Sinitta is Simon's Barbados housekeeper. The bikini is standard Cowell-household uniform issue. Obvious innit?

Louis would definitely be a gimp slave type.

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I know someone whose mum and dad know Dermot's mum and dad. But that's not how I know about the shoes - I know about that because he told me personally on the radio.

I love it when Simon and Louis are having one of their staged arguments and to be fair, Simon is pretty good at keeping up the pretence that they're rivals but Louis keeps looking at the cameras going "Thimon!" "THIIIIIIIMOOOOON!"

He is rubbish!

Simon seems quite strict. I like strict.

Maybe Simon has a dog collar and chain for Louis when filming has finished?

So Simon is James Spader and Louis is Maggie Gyllenhall.

FellatioNelson - yeah, but Cheryl goes one better, she's into administering a bit of violence.

arf! at Fellatio.

James Spader is also a wee but creepy though...

Ewww, louis in a dog collar?

I'm going to have nightmares.

I wonder why Terri Seymour got a house. Hmmmmmm.

Terri obviously has the photos kept in a safe.

No,not creepy - just strict. I might have to go and watch that now.

I've thought Spader was creepy in everything I've seen him in :)

Gordon Ramsey is the kind of strict I can get on board with ;)

Oh aye, Gordon I wouldn't refuse ;)

He does look a bit like a play doh head though.
Hmmm, perhaps I ought to re-think my taste in men.

Gordon Ramsay, Dermot O'leary, John James from Big Brother.

It's possible I may need a slap.

We have the same crushes, mugggle.

John James. You just would, wouldn't you?

Although, I have revised my opinion on him since "just tell me location of my mum" on thursday. Seriously? Scared of Nathan? My cat could take Nathan down!

I know, but he's so angry, and so blonde and so, hot.
I can't help myself.

I do think he's probably bad in bed, and it's clear he's a Mummy's boy.

I still would.

Yep, slap material!

I don't usually go for blonde men (suppose he's not an actual blonde though!) but it's definitely the anger thing.

Needs a good sorting out, preferably by an assertive older woman

DD's Dad is a blonde, Australian, oh and an angry shit.

Gosh, I wonder why I fancy John James

You have to admit he'd be pants in bed though. You can just tell.
You can be the older woman. I'm quite young.

Please don't kill me

It was terrifying, it also proves that Care in the Community has failed.

He would be pants in bed, you're right.

Still, these things can be corrected.