to be so excited that x factor is back on!

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Sooo excited! As are the 4 dc's we have the doritos, salsa, etc all stocked ready! Am i sad?

Why yes Ninks, I do.
Would you like to borrow it?

Well that was erm scary

BeenBeta-I bet you are transfixed out of the corner of your eye,admit it!

No thanks mugglewump I have my own.

DD has stolen it though

See you all next week.

He's really like UQD, 'cept he has a crush on Cheryl as opposed to Sarah.

Fanjo/muggle - my DW is brunette and has an accent exactly like Cheryl. Really, she does. Its like having DW in stereo when X factor is on.

every man's dream (except my dh,i don't think he'd want two of me!)

I have a vague memory that Beta's DW is sort-of famous... so narrowing it down! She is Geordie too! Is she Jayne Middlemiss? Bloody hell, he is a lucky man if so...

Did anyone catch Simon saying 'undoubtably' yet? I missed a bit at the beginning, though the undoubtablys (ies?) usually come thick and fast in the live stages. I might start an undboubtably count for this series.

Donna Air?

Simon is a twat div.

I don't see why he has to be so bloody rude about people who are just singing. There's no need for these long-drawn out insults that he delivers week after week where every tone-deaf wannabe is "undoubtably the worst performance I have ever heard."

If my DS was an auditionee and Simon was vile to him, I'd be one of those fishwife mums who make a show of themselves by flouncing into the room and going "yer out of order, Simun, you've got no MANNERS" whilst furiously jabbing my finger at him.

Nah, not Jayne Middlemiss. Don't ask me how I know, but I know.

I didn't notice any undoutablys yet, nor somethink/anythinks.
Give it time though.

Is it Lauren Laverne? Is it?

Gina thingy....oh fuck, what's her name? You know the one.

He is a twat, but he has an almost-unerring ability to spot who has commercial potential and who does not. I mean, sometimes it is obvious, but with the borderline cases his judgement is always sound. I'll be very interested to see how the needy and nervous Madonna-girl pans out...

No not Jayne Middlemiss. She is from Bedlington thats Northumberland, not even Geordie.

My DW was born just about 2 miles from where Cheryl was born.

Agree UD

I only watch it because of Simon (I don't fancy him) .

Nervous Madonna girl has made my bile duct twitch already. The cutesy voice, wide eyes and faux-clumsiness was not endearing whatsoever.

Oops sorry, Beta. My friend is from Northumberland and gets a bit when he's referred to as Geordie.

I don't fancy him either TCF. Much. Anymore. I'm finally getting a grip on it, now he's becoming more and more part of the furniture, and some of his cheesy ways and odd vocab are starting to annoy me - like getting a bit irritated by a bloke you've been going out with a bit too long.

But when I first started watching him I couldn't sit still in my armchair.

Nervous Madonna (makes me think of Allo Allo ) was not great. But didn't you think that if she'd just walked out and sung her original choice they'd all have raved over her?
I fear btw I am developing a low level crush on Dermot. That can't be good.

Oooh, Dermot is lovely. He's funny, which is pretty much all I look for in a potential bed partner man.

Simon looks like he can see through your clothes and not in a good way.

OMG -Dermot is GORGEOUS

He IS lovely. I have been developing a sneaky liking from his radio show and have moved up to full-on crushage tonight.

SImon looks as if he can see through your clothes and is sneering

I can't fancy Dermot, he seems more like a sweet little brother to me.

No point in fancying Simon as I reckon he is gay.