To want to kick these snorers into touch?

[CatButler]

DP still in bed snoring, cat next to me also snoring (both v. loudly)

Cat meowing at me cos I'm clacking the keyboard too loudly......

Would it be unreasonable to dig out my old 'Van Halen' CD and play at top volume...... :)

Just being silly here..... :)

Your dp is still in bed

don't you have a baby or toddler who could bounce on the bed?!

Not yet compo - deciding whether to 'make' one or not at the moment (toddler that is :) )

I was very mean helpful to DP earlier, he was in bed snoring at 12pm (despite my hoovering underneath his nose) so I pulled off his pj bottoms and threw a wet sponge at him! Think I may be in trouble later....

Put your Van Halen on and maybe dance around on the bed

Wake him up with 'making' one then

He must have heard me - he's just got up (DP) that is.

He's moaning about how the toilet is dirty and telling me I need to research something for him to do with his PS3 game.

Oh, what fund my life is :) :) :) They don't tell you any of this when you're a teenager chomping at the bit to move out and live with your 'boyfriend' do they he he he

....fun I mean :)

Show him the toilet brush and cleaning products
and point our google can be his friend
I'd hang off making babies til he can learn to do these for himself

:) How right you are ratspeaker - hence the 'trying' to decide.

He's always a grumpy whiney sort of person when he first wakes up though.

Should have left him sleeping in hindsight and woken the cat for a nice chat :o