to think that when Dick from masterchef..

[teameric]

goes down on his wife you can't tell muff from moustache?

Gah

that has just made me spill my wine all over my sofa............classic. Do you reckon maybe his wife fakes it then in that he will be licking his own moustache

All men should have moustaches like dicks.

Maybe they're having a growth competition like me and dh?

surely nobody else has a moustache like Dick?! all that hair can't be hygenic (bleuughh)