to be upset that my husband ia not going back workng away becuase

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he says he is enjoying it too much and for his leaving party he has been offered a loose woman for the night as he has been soooo good for three monthsthat he has turned down btw I hope lol

he said he knows where he will be spending his time if we ever divorce

he reckons he is not young enough or not old enough not sure what he meant I am upset cos when pushed he said of course i have behaved i woul not be able to look you in the eye or live with myself if not

Wut?

sorry I don't understand

sorry dont understand a word of it.

He's a child who does not know what he wants.

If I understand this right, your DH was offered a prostitute (?) during his leaving party, which he has told you he has turned down. But at some point has made a comment about visiting a prostitute if you ever divorce?

Am I close?

Can someone translate please?

I don't even understand the title, let alone the actual post.

don't get it either. Something about a married man and prostitution?

Your husband has been working away.
It is now finished.
He will not be going back.
At his leaving do he was offered a prostitute, but said no.

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Please continue in short clear senetences, preferably in order.

Politely suggest OP was maybe a bit tiddly when posting this

Trillian, you left out the bit where the OP says she is sorry he is not going back to working away. It is unclear whether this is because he a) has admitted to enjoying it so much - presumable more than spending time at home!, b) will have the opportunity to prove his loyalty to the OP by turning down further prostitutes or c) some other reason as obscure as this thread seems to be!

And the lesson for today is...

Refrain from posting on AIBU when pissed....