To put dh's tea in the bin?

[deaddei]

Before he went out to the pub at 5pm, he called me a bit wobbly.
Now bearing in mind I weigh 11 stone 5 and am 6 feet tall, and was feeling pretty good about myself- I have tossed his portion of the frittata I had made in the bin.
He's due back about 9- there is NOTHING in the house to eat, not even bread for toast. So he'll have to have cornflakes.
Bloody bastard. He's not exactly Mr Six Pack.

Your BMI is 21.6. I would call that very slim in fact!

YANBU!

He's a tosser to comment on your weight like that
at deaddei being taller and lighter than me!

I would tell him to fuck off with his wobbly comments and ask him just what the hell he thinks he is doing making them.

Wouldn't have cooked for him in the first place. Don't you have a critter you can feed the food to? Seems a shame to waste it.

Did you just come on so we'd all say how trim you are?? You sound like a vixen - well done - tell him he's lucky to have you and if he rolls his eyes again you'll go on the prowl like the cougar you are

Seriously though - as someone with a fat arse who regularly wanders the house naked- I'd be mortified if DH did anything with his eyes other than lust and said anything less than complimentary!

Get it out of the bin, give the inside of the toilet a wipe with it, then spit and serve with a smile.

Come on deaddei What would Mrs Pronay say??

A Bit Wobbly to me equals I Don't Want to Shag You Until You Stop Being A Twat. You Have Wobbly/Old Bits Too.

I'm an old Pronay Girl as well dontchaknow.

yes spit on it and enjoy watching him eat it the rude bastard.

YANBU. Let it stay in the bin and let him know why. You are annoyed and you have to let him know that otherwise anger and bitterness build up over these 'little' things.

Oh I love you all [smile}
He has come home and eaten his frittata...and commented how tasty it was!!!!
If only he knew.
I hope he has no high hopes for "l'amour" tonight as I will just wobble at him

KillerCleavage- how wonderful you are an ex-Pronay girl. What year did you leave- I was 1978.

Ahh a bit later. I left in 84 but she was still going strong even then! That woman had quite an influence on me.

I started using Tampax because of her.....and my dad had a bit of a soft spot for her
Do you remember Mr Martin, Mr Todd, Mrs Waites, Miss Berry?
Are you still in the same area- I was from Croggy.

Return frittata to bin.

Invite ten girlfriends round.

Open wine.

Then you can ALL sneer at him when he comes home expecting his dinner to be on the table. :o

Let him try calling 10 women rude names!

I confess to an evil delight that he ate the frittata avec sauce de bin! And if he even thinks he might get lucky tonight, you should disabuse him thus:
"Sorry dear heart, but I am far too wobbly to feel desirable or to want any sort of conjugal encounters tonight!!"

No chance of conjugals tonight as we have had them already this week.
Not due now till the Bank Holiday. Might have to develop thrush...gives me a few more days grace.