to want to sabotage the future of Adam and Jane in the BT ads?

[EightiesChick]

Off I went to the stupid 'what do you want to happen next?' website to put in my request for an acrimonious break up, and you only get two options: she's pregnant or she isn't pregnant. They are really irritating. Voted 'not pregnant' as then BT will have to think of some other way to get them up the aisle. I liked the creativity in some of the comments though: alien abduction got a mention. Many people seem to relish the idea of them having a bitter argument over who gets the BT Home Hub in the event of a split.

Thought I was the only one
cant believe its been running for so long, (though Kris is a bit dishy and did really well after his accident in Bristol )

Wanted to put they need to Talk Talk
Orange you aware she's no Virgin
T mobile? O2 you as well!
how may kids?
3?

No option to say she's pregnant, but with an alien baby? Perhaps she'll give birth to the next version of the HomeHub.

The people saying they love it have just got to be BT plants.

Why wasn't there an option for "she has chronic diarrhoea"? When I think of BT I think of shit so it would tie in perfectly.

They are both vacuous and I would like a giant worm to emerge from the earth (they can hang a BT collar on it if they want) and devour them in one gulp.

Can she not be pregnant by a drunken one night stand she had with her Ex, when they met to talk about the daughter's education while Kriss was away?

You are not being unreasonable at all. The "Jane" charachter comes across as being wet and needy, and the bloke isn't much better IMO! Sabotage away.

I think she has midge bites on her tummy
I sympathise

YANBU.

DH and I sat cackling the other night, conjuring up unlikely but brilliant scenarios for the most irritating telly couple probably ever.

I liked my "the baby comes out black" and it turns out that Jane has been having an affair with a nice, big black man whilst Adam has been working away/out with the lads etc.

see Im still waitingf for next plot on BOld ads, Im very sad you know!!

MAN I hate those two. So annoying.

I like some of the suggestions here.

see I think that Jane should suddenly pop up in that video the lads are trying to watch (the one when friend has terrible download speed)! They then have a bitter fight over the fact she is infact a porn star

I'm getting really sick of these since they went down the inevitable mushy ending thing.

The vote's a gimmick anyway since they're obviously gearing up for the baby ending.

here you go some other suggestions for what happens ...

I actually really these ads. ( I am not a plant)

I think that with every ad she is looking younger.

SHE is the alien and gets herself impregnated by hapless humans so she can suck the life force from them.

I've just got a TV that has "switch off screen picture" option.
IF I use this option and also hit "mute" then it solves all the problems with adverts...

if everyone voted not pregnant maybe they could do a whole load of adverts where she's obsessively checking EWCM, timing sex and being told to relax by idiots well meaning friends and family

I mean Idiots

Can we Adam to inspect her underwear for implantatino bleeding too then DF?

they are the most unconvincing couple ever IMO

I didn't realise people could vote for their future!

Well, you can vote one of two things, which is a bit shite IMO.

I always get the feeling that he is going to have an affair with someone less dull and that she is always ever-so-slightly- disapproving of his seeming reluctance to commit. They should just cut their losses and Jane should swan off back to her ex-husband who is better looking.

Not that I am shallow, ooooh nooooo....

Bring back the Gold Blend couple is all I say!

I actually quite like the ads

And the OXO mum and dad.

I so wanted to be one of the OXO children when I was growing up.