It's THAT time of the month and only chocolate will do. I've had two Curly Wurlys already and have an itch that will only be scratched by a third...
However, am already over my daily WeightWatchers points allowance and am planning on demolishing a bottle of Pinot grigio which will send my points in orbit.
AIBU (or indeed a greedy bitch) if I scoff a third? :(