Not to shave my ears

[Jasonthunderpants]

Dw has taken the kids out with her friend and they will be gone all day
Yippee my 4th Saturday without them in 4and a half years
So I am slobbing it and haveing a grooming free day and going round town to all the stinky pubs I used to go to in my single days and I wont be home till at least 7.30
After I have done the housework of course

slobbing it does not involve doing the housework.

You need more practice.

Otherway round but me too today!!

Although it is miserable weather so I might just watch tv I want to and marvel at not being clambered over.

For goodness sake do tour ears Jason. There is nothing worse than trying to converse with a Furby sticking out the side of your head.

swans
There isnt a lot of ear hair as it was done only last feck hang on its raining got to dash to get the washing in.....

where was I oh yes

done last week.

I just KNEW this was you, Jason before I opened the thread!

As my mother said to me, don't forget your clean underwear though! just in case

enjoy the pub, lucky sod! I shall be at work

(stomping floor as she leaves)[not fair emotion]

Do NOT do the housework.

Friday I was off work, because of suspected contagious disease (whooping cough) that made all my coworkers skulk around. Daughter in daycare. Husband at work. Feeling quite well, comparative to last month. House quite tidy, quite clean, because have dropped to 3 day week so only 2 days since last mopped/vaccuumed. Laundry up to date. Feeling smug.

What did I do? I did FIVE HOURS of housework, is what I did. Oh, I thought, I'll just strip the guest bed. Oh that's not enough for a full load, I'll strip my daughter's bed too. Ooh, it's a bit messy in here, I'll tidy. Hmmm, those cushions need plumping. It'd be nice to have a whole matching set of bedding on. I'll air the place. While I'm up here, I'll do the bedroom. Bit dusty over here in the corner. Need to clear out the wardrobe, now I think of it. Should really sort daughter's clothing out, she's grown out of some of these trousers.

FIVE HOURS.

Let the ear hair grow. Slob about. Do not, under any circumstances, count the peppers.

right ,thats me done.I am just going for a poo then out to catch the bus

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Make sure you do the last two in the right order poo first bus second...

Jason......you're such a huge flirt.

Not many men could get away with "I'm just going for a poo" and still seem very sexy.

How old are you?
Another mner has a birthday. Today too...
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