to be shocked at little cook presenting a sex show

[Jasonthunderpants]

I am shocked

and slightly embarrased

I think he should of worn his little apron for the kinky effect

Well I've always called them Big Cock and Little Cock!

I once saw big cook and little cook on some random late night programme talking about dogging. Could never look at them in the same way again!

I've also had the pleasure of seeing Cbbies Justin cycling around with the crack of his arse hanging out.

Wrong on so many levels

Little cocks adventures with some big tits....

jason just how did you find that?!

Oooh actually he's rather hot when he's not dressed up as a cook.

Hmmmm, he could come round mine and I'd show him what to do with that spoon....

disgustedatself

I always knew those two were a pair of scandalous rogues.

both of them have appeared in porno's.
big cook definitly doesn't have a big cock.

gigantaur porno's?

DH said he recognised him from somewhere

lol @ ALL OF YOU

You can tell they're a filthy pair, you can see it in their eyes. Big cook looks like he has a cold sore brewing all the time too.

and its all the 'oh look little cooks got white powder all over his face again' business

vile! What I want to know is does Little Cook still wear those god awful orangey brown cords in his new exploits ??!

pornos?
I thought they were supposed to have been 'comedians'

We seen Archie in one too, haven't been able to watch balamory again

Not Archie! I wont have it.

Next you'll be telling me Josie Jump's been messing about with PC plums plums..

I did see little cook on "Fuck off I'm Ginger" A rather weird look at gingerism on C4

My friend did once tell me she saw Little Cook on tv late one night getting a Brazilian wax job. I am sorry I ever doubted her...

I've seen the trailers for this and was initially a bit nauseated, but got over myself on the basis that I won't be watching the sex programme and I do everything that I can to avoid BCLC already.

If the DC accidently saw either of the cooks in an adult capacity they wouldn't recognise them anyway. I know this because they did a space thingy on CBBC and I kept saying to DS "Doesn't that look like Big Cook and Little Cook?", and he kept answering "No". Eventually he said "Mum, it can't be them because Little Cook is very small and those men are both tall".

Don't suppose it matters if they had more adult jobs before does it? Not like the kids will ever see it...hopefully. Although will be funny for them as adults and see retro-little cook porn!

He's always struck me as the type to do that - with his goggly eyes and slightly manic demeanour and wanton spoon straddling...

as least he doesn't try to act sexy on children's tv, unlike that awful Sarah-Jane.