To be annoyed that DH is away on business

[Morloth]

right when I need a cup of tea?

It isn't fair, I am going to have to make it myself.

Have you got a teenager you can bribe into making one? That's what I do.

Nope DS1 is only 6 and not allowed near the kettle. The neighbours have some teenagers though, do you think if I yell loudly enough one of them will jump the fence?

Reckon they will if you offer to pay them enough.

A glass of wine would be wuicker

A glass of wine would be quicker

There is no wine.

There is the booze cupboard that needs emptying but then I would have to make a decision. Anyway I have apple pie and want a piece with a cup of tea.

How could he be so selfish as to leave me at a time like this?

In that case, YADNBU - how very dare he?

When's he back btw - is it worth waiting??

Saturday. Bastard.

Not worth waiting then!

Have you made the tea yet??

Yes, it is nice, the apple pie was good also.

He is still a bastard. He is going to my fav tequila place to get me a bottle, good, but is going with work buddies to eat and drink there....it isn't FAIR!!

No you're right.

He is still a bastard and you are still NBU!

If he's anything like my DH, when he gets home from "woking away", he'll be exhausted and I, "don't understand how hard it is working away from home" !!

He wouldn't say that because I have worked away before and probably will again.

He will however probably call me tonight from the tequila placed, slightly pissed and rub it in.

Because, he is a bastard.

How mean!

You should get a good bottle of wine in for tomorrow night.