To think there are bacteria on my clothes according to those advertising people....

[ipodmama]

It's true I've seen it on the Telly!

And they are here to help me kill 99.9% of those nasty bacteria. I shall be clean at last...

My clothes are permenently sterile, gets a bit in the way of a normal life mind!

But it's the .01% that'll kill you

I know it's awful how you now seem to be able to absorb bacteria through your skin. Terrifying really.

I'll have you know there are no bacteria in my house

ignores dd2 liberating cereal from the bin--

Do not tell me that one of these is not present in every single UK houshold?

I was a bit when I tried to order a customised three bedroomed one and was told they did not do such thing yet. Very distressing!

I'm pretend I haven't just sterilised practically everything my son touches... whistles

Seriously there's A LOT of adverts annoying me at the moment, but the bacteria ones are only second to the follow on milk ones. All this there's no iron in cows, it must have our formula or drink 20 odd litres of cows milk a day. FFS FEED THE CHILD IRON IN SOLIDS. I hate it because people like my sister take it as face value, and why wouldn't she?!

Well I actually have a couple of hazmat suits for when I really need to go out and they are really comfy. I have a bright yellow one and pink one that goes lovely with sterile sugical shoes for a (very occasional)relaxed evening out.