to be a little bit hmm-faced at step gran who criticised me for bringing butterkist to the cinema before proceeding to hand out fruitshoots?

[nevergoogle]

she said, "well i've gone for the healthy option, juice and cereal bars"

hardly, it's all shit.

Just laugh, and point out the ingredients list. Then ask her where the juice is.

i'm just glad it was dark in there so i could make faces.

Aww.. now I want some Butterkist

If she'd sat in front of me, I'd have wanted to throw flung popcorn at her.

i'd taken popcorn (albeit covered in sugar, and cartons of apple juice).

she'd brought aspartame and cereal bars (more sugar)

ok, so neither of us win the healthy eating competition, but i'm not claiming to be going for that.

took DS2 to the pick and mix in the middle of the film because he was bored too!