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AIBU to stalk Jasonthunderpants?

131 replies

thefinerthingsinlife · 24/07/2010 22:10

Well am I?

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Jasonthunderpants · 28/07/2010 19:15

Never mind the peppers
Use this to get my attention

Now thats what I call sexy

Cadders1 · 28/07/2010 19:25

I like the teddy bear crotch dance near the end! Which is the sexy bit? The bear or the cheese?

Jasonthunderpants · 28/07/2010 19:29

The cheese

ApocalypseFlangePop · 28/07/2010 19:34

i'm a cheese

Honeydragon · 28/07/2010 19:37

Cooee, Apocalypse, i think the pants are more erotic if you wear them about your nether regions .... not on your head.

7:35 - engages Apocalypse waits for contact expects ,sigh. more feckin bees.

Honeydragon · 28/07/2010 19:38

You WERE a cheese, now you are a flangepoop due to mingury.

Cadders1 · 28/07/2010 19:40

I'm the cranberry and wensleydale (a bit fruity!)

ApocalypseFlangePop · 28/07/2010 19:42

Keep your stilton stinky flange you hussy you !!

Jasonthunderpants · 28/07/2010 19:46

Now now lets not fall out over cheese

Humble are the cheese makers as they shall inherit the earth
as the saying goes

thefinerthingsinlife · 28/07/2010 19:49

OH YEAH!!! thunderpants you dont want AFP she has a mingury, that makes her rubbish.
Plus brie is mild and un-interesting.

Stilton is strong and alluring like me

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ApocalypseFlangePop · 28/07/2010 20:18

No, stilton stinks and nobody likes it, so there !!

My minjury has healed i'll ave you know, dp rubbed it better

thefinerthingsinlife · 28/07/2010 20:26

Only people with taste and refinment like stilton thats why you dont

oh did he now

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Jasonthunderpants · 28/07/2010 20:34

Stilton is one of my favourites

thefinerthingsinlife · 28/07/2010 20:36

AFP try not to be too

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Honeydragon · 28/07/2010 21:22

Stilton tastes like feet

Yuck

And it goes in soup, no self respecting cheese allows itself to be turned into a soup.

Cheese

Soup

Cheese Soup

thefinerthingsinlife · 28/07/2010 21:36

JasonThunderPants Wed 28-Jul-10 20:34:29
Stilton is one of my favourites

jason is always right so ner

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Honeydragon · 28/07/2010 21:37

no no no!

Stilton Baaaaaaaaad Cheese

Yuk

ApocalypseFlangePop · 28/07/2010 21:51

I....I........I....... can't believe he

Likes stilton

Honeydragon · 28/07/2010 22:44

There there, it's so hard to find the perfect stalkee, I'm sure you and Jason can work out something. Maybe a compromise? Cambazola, perhaps?

ThatVikRinA22 · 28/07/2010 22:54

you!

are all flirts. flirty flirts who flirt with men.
who for all you know could look like
this

ApocalypseFlangePop · 28/07/2010 22:57

Honeydragon, please let their be hope

I offer cheddar, creamy, creamy, chedder

ApocalypseFlangePop · 28/07/2010 23:02

ALW is reportedly hung like a stallion

And we arent flirts, we're stalkers

Honeydragon · 28/07/2010 23:16

Yes, and he is our stalkee

and

finerthings smells like cheese

Please refer to earlier posts vicar and you will find that the warbling Thunderpant is mulleted with one leg and of chineseish persuasion, yet over a 100 posts later we still pursue the quarry

thefinerthingsinlife · 29/07/2010 07:57

Honeydragon it's clear you are jealous because i smell like our stalkee's favourite cheese.

I cant believe we love the same cheese

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Honeydragon · 29/07/2010 19:37

Tips bucket of frozen green peppers over finer

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