to think

[nikkidale]

that some people have far too much time on their hands?

This may disturb some viewers

Personally I might be inclined to assume that you're the one with too much time, since I don't think I'd've ever found this on the internet in the first place!

hahahahaha!!!!

I challenge you to find any man that hasn't tried this, or the nozzle of the Dyson.....

Did you find what you were looking for nikki?

Surprisingly enough, my DP found it. (Wonder what he was doing)...

He sent it to me, so I thought I would share it with you. If you ever need an alternative to the 'Below Job'... Tell him to do it himself, then provide him with this handy guide!

(More worrying, there is a ladies version in a link at the bottom)

Lick yer' own clit! Tasteful!

What they fail to highlight in this picture are the rolls of my flabby gut that would impede the tongue to minge connection.

So for me, I fear, impossible.

At least if our DPs want to get it done right they can just get on with it, saving us from swallowing the bother!

My hoover is actually called Cadence...

Should I be worried??

My horrid exP put his back out for weeks trying that. Thanks for the memory OP

Milady Any time. Glad to help!