to ignore the knock at the door? I know who it is. I have wet toenails. Am mid fake tan. It's ANOTHER kid calling for DS1 who isn't in

[MamaG]

fgs

I just KNOW I'll get fluff on myself somewhere if I leave this room to answer the door

I could fishwife "HE'S AAAHHHHHTTTT" but I'm far too refined

yanbu, i often ignore the door (after taking a quick sneeky look out the window to check it isnt a delivery) and pretend i'm not in!

YANBU