to have got...

[hairytriangle]

Lilly of the valley oil (to increase sperm movement by 50%)

A motley assortment of crystals for fertility

a few sessions of reflexology and acupuncutre

orange bedding (the right colour for conception, I'm told)

Zita west supplements

An assortment of organic food, including seeds, nuts, dried fruit, organic milk, lentils etc etc

To have completely overhauled my diet to a very healthy one

Thing is I'm not actually obsessed -yet- but I just want to give it my best shot

tether it could do but the baby might be somewhat of an ass.

tether...only your dirty mind would put a bumsex spin on it

Lol

Ah bummer I don't have an altar or a spell table and I have no idea what calling my quarters is so I will pass on spells for now!

Well I say relax & enjoy-and certainly a healthy diet-for both of you is a good thing.

yes, it's a new, cool way to tell someone to "swivel, baby"

After 2 mcs and months of trying, dd was conceived (ahem..shortly) after seeing the Chili Peppers at the Reading Festival... Good Luck HT x

you've forgotten preseed, only thing that worked for me after months of trying. Didn't try the Lily of the Valley oil though....

I have some pressed under the bed those little sperms will be super fast

Congrats to the chilli peppers lady! Rick n roll!!!

Pre seed I meant not pressed !

Healthy diet and (possibly) supplements: YANBU

Most of the rest: not really going to make any difference.

However I'd recommend lying in bed with a pillow under your bum for at least 15 minutes after doing the deed.