To be a wee bit distracted from the washing up because the couple who live next door are shagging over the garden fence!

[Northernlurker]

The couple of collared doves that is...

Tee hee!
I thought it was a bit early for the Friday night threads!

I clicked so fast I broke my finger damn it!

They've quit now. Bloke dove didn't cover himself in glory I think. His missus is now sitting on said fence looking v pissed off.

Pigeon porn.
Cool

I spilt my tea over the keyboard, will send you the repair bill if needed op.

Sooo disappointed

Grin.. I started wondering what kind of fence it was and if the pointy bits of a wooden one might make it a tad uncomfortable!

That's really not fair to lure us in with such promises!

Damn you, I was expecting full details and descriptions, and you give me maggot riddled birds!

I had visions of the Fast Shows randy couple next door I wish I had enough balls to give our neighbours an eyeful

Ooops....thought you were my neighbour there for a minute

The title alone just gave me the most hideous image that is now burned into my retina. Watch out for the skelfs (sp?)!

Oh that is such a let down! I was all ready to be all cats bum face about it (whilst secretly being a tad titilated) and you give my rats on wings having a shag!

I also now have a hurt finger.

Thanks.

Not rats! It's doves dontchaknow?

They really do live there - large nest based on the bracket of next doors sky dish.

That's a relief. I was worried they would be popping round later to ask you to remove their splinters .