To be angry with DH for refusing to try anything new?

[SecretSpanker]

DH is very traditional when it comes to sex and I 'm just not getting what I need in the bedroom. He won't try anything I suggest and makes me feel that I'm the odd one for having different needs. AIBU to think that he should be a little more open to new things?

ok then...troll

Your DH...? You didn't think to sort this out before you pledged to spend the rest of your life with him?

Depends on what your something new is...if you want him to dress up as a clown and shove a cucumber up his bum, then YABU.

If he will only do it in the missionary position with the lights off however, then YANBU.

Try dressing as a chicken and singing the national anthem.

Am slightly at the incongruity at picking such an (ahem) heavy-handed nickname, while being coy about your interests in your OP.

I have tried to get him to dress up or try role playing but he says he feels silly. I even ordered some costumes from a website I've found, but he won't even try his on

What are the costumes?

Was is this?

Or this?

Honestly, I wish people wouldn't joke about this. It's important to me.

The one he refused to try on was kind of like this one.

No wonder he didn't want to wear it, the feet are fucking yellow . Who feels up for it when they're wearing yellow flappy feet?

What about something like this? He can wear his own socks and everything

Surely he couldn't resist something like this

this is a joke isn't it?

One of these
www.daydreamersfancydress.co.uk/acatalog/Bit_Naughty_Novelty_Fancy_Dress_Costumes.html???

you're having a larf aren't you spanker

Ban this sick filth.

The manhood on this should prevent embarrassment

But the feet are what really do it for me Flisspaps. I tried to introduce it to him slowly. I bought him these last Christmas.

Thanks all - first laugh I've had all day!

Can't you wear the feet? Then you both get your jolls?

Flisspaps that's just sick. I didn't start this thread to be subjected to such peverted filth.

One apiece?

Now that's a helpful suggestion.

Perhaps you could suggest ice docking to him?