to be fucked off with AIBU?

[Tortington]

just opened active threads and its aibu aibu aibu fucking aibu.

don't hide behind aibu to be smug

don't hide behind aibu to get a load of docile people to tell you - that actually leaving a handprint when smacking is wrong.
or
to expect a nursery to be honest

or to post about your bank - put that in finance surely?

i am worried that the tongue in cheek aspect had done an elvis presley and suddenly everyone is treating it like a rhetorical question or to boast

Oh God I am terrible for posting in AIBU when I want people to me nice to me.

Sorry

Its a really quick way to get a reaction and lots of replies.

I would never post a AIBU if I thought people would say 'yes you are you stupid cow' I wouldnt cope.

In my defence I think my AIBU have usually been about people upseting me re my late DD and I have needed a quick fix of collective MN outrage.

I love AIBU. Its the best bit about MN although I sometimes feel a bit dirty for likeing it so much.

DH has just come in, looked at the screen, pointed out that I've now been on MN for the best part of 3 hours tonight, and glared a hard glare.

I'd better go and throw the dog a bone, as they say. Night night, all.

And Grace? You can just fuck off.

so aibu is the new chat really

The SN boards are brilliant and the people are great but they can be very quiet. Its sometimes much easier to post on AIBU.

YANBU.

My favourite: 'AIBU to think my dc's friend had the most disturbing lunchbox contents I've ever seen - white bread, Fruit shoots...' with pretence of concern at the poor child's diet but of course just a way for OP to boast about her award-winning lunchbox provision.

Cue the swathe of 'No wondrous mother you are not BU - here's what I put into MY child's lunchbox - organic quinoa, homemade soda bread...'

Ooh boring myself now. Soz, am too hungover to be witty! (AIBU to have a hangover on school day?)

proudsnad YANBU!!!!

ha ha, ta mumbar.

I'm dying now [thinks 'hair of the dog']

yanbu

tis lazy indeed

Christ.

Think some sherbets were consumed last night.

Love AIBU. I only ever start threads in AIBU and chat. AIBU is the fastest moving board so thionk that's why people post there.

Yes do agree 'AIBU to think slapping a child and leaving a handprint' should be answered no shit, sherlock. What's the point in AIBUs wheer everyone is going to agree with you. AIBU is for rows and fisticuffs.

Fuck you GetOrfML. Get a life. Etc. Ouch, head. No, too fragile for fisticuffs, sorry. Many sherberts in the Proud household.

Thanks. Could you add a nip of gin to it?

There's a fucking ace one on there at the moment about renting. The OP has the most marvellous, elegant, pithy phrasing - and glorious knockers as well, I'll be bound.

Can't you just provide links for those of us suffering from over excess ill health?

I agree with GETOFF

But would like to also say I wish all the 'MN "It's the rules" police' should go check themselves, and stop trying to tell good MN'ers what they should and should not be doing. It's a forum & everyone is going to be a little different. No one wants to listen to you whine on about wrong group/must read the entire 10 pages before commenting/must do this & not do this bossy old buzzibody business.

Do I need to bother anyone with my constant complaint about the poor filing?

I quite like AIBU - it's for people who have the bollocks to let their insane rantings stand the test of time, instead of putting them in chat so they disappear once you've all calmed down a bit.

So bollocks YABU - if you don't like it, go look at pram porn and talk about fairy hammocks on chat