to want to get Biblical with mumatron3000?

[Gigantaur]

She makes me hot and sweaty.
I think i want her to rub piston grease all over me.

Would i be very wrong to leave DP and the dc and go run away on her magic bicycle?

But "she" is really a hairy-handed trucker, so are you sure that's what you want? I mean, perving over the idea of a rough "lassie" greasing you up might not translate as well when it turns out to be a laddie after all...

ooh that makes it all the mroe exciting.

you have got to love a lady boy.

those rough hands and yet surprisingly smooth palms

Oh I love a bit of a hairy hand, especially on a man.

but she can't be a man. she has apartner who she kicks in the babymakers.

a man wouldn't do that now would he

I think they've got a bit of an S&M thing going there, and take turns being the "wife" doing the ironing while the other shouts abuse. No accounting for taste, eh....

A real man would, I'm sure.

Maybe he punches her in the breats every time she whacks his baby makers?

Tit for tat?

'breasts'

so she actually kicks him in the Tat?

you mean tit for twat

should i be offended that my attraction is not reciprocated? she hasn't even come to say imnot her type.

i am mortally wounded

Liking tit for twat, very good.

Yes, where is Mumatron3000? Have scared him off with your sexual advances?

I think I'd look for the men in white coats with a big net rather than the first-aider

maybe its because my car doesn't have enough horse power?

why mummatron, why dont you love me?