I am currently stricken with thrush so I popped along to local chemist to buy a canesten pessary. I've finished a course of anti-b's a few days ago and I am prone to thrush anyway.
Chap asked me if I'd had thrush in last six months and I replied that I didn't think so and held a fiver out to buy said canesten thingy. Told me he couldn't sell me a pessary as I couldn't prove that I'd been thrush free for last 6 months- not sure how I'd do that other that taking a dated photo everyday of me fan or showing him in person.
I explained about anti biotics, me being experienced sensible 46 yr old etc etc
So I says "can I have some cream instead then"? and again he refused and said I would have to see my doctor. Replied that I needed pessary now and any appointment made now will be for next mid week.
Meanwhile shop fills up with men who all seem agog at pharmacist emphasising thrush every ten seconds.
Ended up with
me are you going to sell me it then?
him: no!
Cue me storming out, trying not to scratch my crotch.
Rang dh , explained and he went to chemist near office, bought one and was out in ten seconds with no questions etc.
I want very badly to get the bloody pessary, bang on the chemist window and wave it at him. May pour some cottage cheese over my flies just to be extra disgusting!