Scenario: Dieitician has recommended neocate/ calcium supplements. Letter should have arrived but hasn't so went to GP to request the above before Christmas. She obviously has screen up with sons details in front of her (7 months old), both dh and I are there.
GP: How's he doing. What's this about milk?
Me: Hi, he's still having problems with milk and reacting to nutramigen, the dietician has recommended neocate. The letter hasn't arrived but could we change the milk...?
GP interrupts: 'sorry, are we talking about the baby not your husband?
M: er...yes
G: oh, carry on
M: Can we have neocate
G: If you want it, ok
M: She also mentioned calcium supplements
G: Just feed him more cheese
M: He's allergic to it too. Part of being a milk allergy.
G: Oh, ok. Well I'll prescribe that soya milk too
M: He's allergic to that, neocate please
G: Reeeally?
M: Yes.
G: don't forget to feed him water.
M: I do, but I'd like things with fat/ calcium too
She then turns the screen to me and I show her which milk from the list made.
She then prescribes a non-existent calcium liquid, pharmist at boots pissed off.
Totally loopy old lady, doesn't seem to with it. Funny as I got what I wanted still, but time to change GPs!