Did y'all miss me, did ya? Did ya? I've been gone aaaaaaaaaaaages

[Kewcumber]

I gather I was hacked - except I wasn't because the details were wrong - never fear.

We had a truly fab holiday.

I need servants full time.

Whats been going on?

I missed you! Actually I missed everyone. Back at work today for first time in 14 months :(
Glad your holiday was fab. Been raining here.

Hellllooooo, I missed you too. Life's been shite and I need some cheering up - no pressure though!

I missed you Kew and all, have been super busy but back on line now! Hugs to all.

It didn't rain on holiday.

And people brought me food.

And I didn't need to shop, or cook, or even think.

DS charmed lots of people - took to asking to share a table for dinner and went around shaking everyone's hand introducing himself. Performed a card trick at the talent show in front of an audience. I nearly swooned with pride.

He left knowing most of the staff by name it seemed and gave his first tip (£1 from the tooth fairy to our cabin steward)

Yay, Kew is back! Yor holiday sounds fabulous.

Silly question Kew. Of course we did - and I even had to put in an impossibly new, long password to post this! So mini-Kew continues to charm. Maybe he is related to a non-mysogynistic James Bond?!

And Devora - sorry you are struggling so much. Saw your other post.

DS starts school next week - another mile stone. Don't think he has quite twigged that all his classmates from his nursery are going to a different school and so won't be at his new school.

Oh - and he is learning to ride a bike after he finally capitulated and agreed to wear a helmet!

Hi Kew, I didn't miss you < only kidding > . Have been dealing with my own ishoos here as you know

Glad you had a wonderful holiday . You certainly deserve it . Little Kew sounds like he's been his usual charming self < don't know where he gets it from >

How is the fireplace wall ?

Hels , I can't believe your baby is going to school !!! They start so young in your country , it's outrageous . But I'm sure he will be fine < sends tranquillisers for mum > . Does he have a new pencil case etc ? That's TMIT

Can someone please tell me where Lilka is ? And you are my rain ? Girls with glasses ? Jane Donne?

Sorry I'm so out of touch

There's a lot going on for Lilka, and she seems to be having a break. I've messaged her a few times and not had a response, so I think it's a pretty big break. I miss her, but fully understand why she's not around right now.

Okey doke , thanks for the update

Youaremyrain is around.

Humph, no one seems to have noticed I haven't been around much

(Namechanged post-hackergate, and have been caught in various bits and pieces in RL)

If I knew who you were I might miss you ...

Bleedin' namechangers!

I thought you might be Kristina's alter ego?

Actually name changers don;t bother me as I rarely remember who anybody is and often have to look back

I remember the stories so if they mention something about their child I remember quickly but names not so much.

Sadly I guess people are being cagier after the last breach (admittedly not aimed at adoption specifically) though

have you used that name in the past?

Ha! Nowhere near as wise as Kristina, so I'll take that as a compliment

I'll PM you..