Little Johnny : career day at school.

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Little Johnny is sat in school, the teacher is talking about careers.

"What does your dad do for a living Johnny?" she says.

"Well miss, hes a rent boy, he has sex with men for money"

Horrified the teacher takes Johnny out of the classroom and asks him if what he has just said is true?!

Johnny replies "Well, no Miss not really... he plays for England but I was too embarresed to say that' :D

harumph.

Oxo are introducing a new white oxo cube with a red cross in support of the England team.

It's called.......

The Laughing Stock.