Form an orderly queue, gentlemen

[UnquietDad]

she's finally free

Come on, somebody must care. Or I will feel like a right saddo

You are what you feel.

She already has Will -i -am, or whoever.

But I do like that she has copied my hair style.

will.i.am

annoys me with his ran.dom punc.tu.a.tion

makes me think he speaks like a Da-lek

Wonder if she will become

cher.yl

You can queue behind my DH if you like?

Is there a ticketing system? Like at the Deli?

"Form an orderly queue, gentlemen"

Is that not what Cashley said in the Britannia carpark? We need hf12345 to advise us here...

Uh-oh! Are we back to that again? (Chezza enjoying a nice Sunday roast?)

As long as poor old Chezzer doesnt talk my DH will be happy.

I dont want ot but I think I am changing my mind about her.

Haway man pet man like wor Chezza doesn't need that Ashley's dosh.
Wonder if the "gagging order" for Ashley not ever speaking/ selling his story applies to her selling her story too?

I thought that was referring to the gagging-for-it order. The relative shaggability of Cashley's mistresses. (All mingers compared to Cheryl.)

duh, she's chez.i.am

She's not notably talented for anything other than publicity plus she's peculiarly unsexy, covered in unimaginative tattoos and has a history of violence.

If there is a mandatory queue for her can I be somewhere very near the back please?

Ashley was/is a complete minger. Too little and stringy. Yuck.

I hope she finds herself a nice big hunk of a man.

Or just a "normal" bloke who will treat her well...

Hmmm, I don't think she's going to end up with a normal bloke, UQD. Much like you'll be hard pushed to find a gorgeous, rich male celeb with a 'just a nice, normal gal'.

No UQD, I dont think you are a saddo.

Although trawling through Marie Claire migt not be something I would admit to on the internet?

However, I must compliment you on your taste. I am married to a lovley brunette Geordie lass who looks and sounds a lot like Cheryl.

UQD, you have disappointed me. How do you think Sarah feels reading this? She must have thought you really cared. You tart.

He also like Frankie from the Saturdays. UQD is a complete tart.

I know, I expect to feel the force of Sarah's ire. I'm looking forward to it.

It will be something like this - 3:04 onwards...

She looks odd in profile, doesn't she? Weird cheek bulging thing going on.

But yes, that's you and the devastated Walking Primrose right there. Poor Sarah.