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[pedrothellama]

Is Mummy's milk fattening?

Matinee jackets just soooo last season or can I wear them again? -

At what age do I check myself to see if there are monsters under the bed?

Can somebody hand-hold me though through sleep training my mum to get up with my every hour without moaning?

My mum reads books to me really well. Is she gifted and talented?

AIBU to scream if mum delays feeding me by more than 5 seconds... and all the replies would be YADNBU.

Recipes - which purees can be rubbed into adults clothes for maximum staining?

What exactly does it mean when a grown up says Cootchy Coo Coo to me?

I don't like old ladies with beards kissing me. AIBU?

How can I tell if my parents are toxic?

Peek A Boo bores the arse off of me. Should I tell Mum?

what is the optimum time delay between pretending to be asleep and allowing my mum get back into her bed and then howling for her to come back and get me.

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Ooo meep, I'm glad I ran into you (sorry for slight hijack), did you manage to find a spring jacket for your DD? I linked to one you might like on the thread started by the person designing girlswear but the thread has disappeared! Hijack over

I don't really believe that the plastic spoon is an aeroplane or a chuff chuff train.

Shall I shatter their illusions now or later?

becklespeckle you are a wonderful woman - I do indeed like it (I still mourn the loss of ladybird in the shops!). I did wonder where that thread had gone! thank you!

at meep, DD has it in pink, it is lovely and perfect spring weight. I reckon the thread was pulled because it was someone doing market research or something...

Anyway, back to babynet...

When will Mum realise that I am spitting out the puree because it tastes nasty and I am not just blowing raspberries for her entertainment?!

Geeky stuff: vomit or bashing - what's the best way to break a laptop so my mum stops spending her whole life on Mumsnet and devotes more of her attention to meeeeee?

AIBU to want to poo in a clean nappy, and not the wet one my mum took off 2 minutes ago??

Why does Mummy keep saying to herself "I should have got a soddin' kitten instead"

aibu to desire mum's mobile? well she plays with all the time! when do i get a go?

Keys - what do they actually do?

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Chat:

What is your favourite food? Mine is my mummy's mobile and front door keys.

AIBU:

AIBU for wondering why mummy always pulls away the big bottle of red stuff which sits on the kitchen table when she is eating? It makes her soooo happy. Why can't I have some?

My dad keeps stealing my nose, should I report him to the police? WWYD?

Let's have a thread about how much we love BREASTS

Fly Babies thread - routines to make sure there's always something for mummy to do.

Sport and exercise: I can't get the hang of crawling - any tips?

Am I really the most beautifullest, gorgeous, cleverest baby girl ever? My mate Emily is two weeks older, far prettier, can almost say Dada AND is pulling herself up and trying to run before she can walk.

Also, quantuam mechanics is really hard, should I really learn to read before attempting it?

Also, why doesn't Mummy understand that every outfit looks better with sick down it?