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Natasha Kaplinkyplonk has had a baby

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cocolepew · 09/04/2010 16:25

girl.

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cocolepew · 09/04/2010 19:04

Poor Nat, nobody cares.

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stillenacht · 09/04/2010 19:05

Aww was it with Brendon Cole ?

Disenchanted5 · 09/04/2010 19:06

Whoosit??

sarah293 · 09/04/2010 19:06

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bran · 09/04/2010 19:08

Is this her second? Or has she been pregnant for a couple of years?

cocolepew · 09/04/2010 19:08

Riven it's important news. Tsk.

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muggglewump · 09/04/2010 19:10

Has she actually done anything to sort out her tragic hair though?

Now if she had, that would be interesting, and how old is she? I'd guess at mid 50's given the aforementioned hair.

bran · 09/04/2010 19:16

I think she's actually quite young mugglewump, in her 30s possibly. She has always looked strangely like quite an old woman trying to look younger.

cocolepew · 09/04/2010 19:23

She has a son, Arlo, and she's 37.

Hair still tragic.

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Jacksmama · 09/04/2010 19:24

Is that really her name???

pointydog · 09/04/2010 19:25

name?

cocolepew · 09/04/2010 19:25

Yes. Weird isn't it?

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pointydog · 09/04/2010 19:25

baby's name?

cocolepew · 09/04/2010 19:26

No name (I'm not her agent BTW, it's on the Mail website).

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muggglewump · 09/04/2010 19:32

Yes she does look old trying to be young, it's weird.

I blame the hair. Now mine is no fabulous style but really, who on earth advised her on that do?

Great for her on the baby, rather her than me and so long as she spares us the whole 'oooh, I had a baby, I'm the first woman who ever did so I'm going to tell you all about it in minutae 50yroldtryingtolookyounger detail, then great.
Congratulations PlinkyPlonk

pointydog · 09/04/2010 19:38

have finished browsing Mail and found out that katona got a parking ticket

traceybath · 09/04/2010 19:39

Coco - you are better than heat magazine

MaisietheMorningsideCat · 09/04/2010 19:40

Is this her second then? Crikey, I must start reading Hello more often....I know nuuuuuthink.

TheCrackFox · 09/04/2010 19:45

Well done Natasha.

Now she can get cracking on having a hairstyle befitting a 37yr old woman not a 73 yr old.

EldonAve · 09/04/2010 19:45

Amazed she is 37 - I assumed she was at least mid 40s - saw her in RL a couple of weeks ago at Peter Jones

cocolepew · 09/04/2010 19:49

Heres a picture for those who aren't sure who she is. Just to jog your memory.

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MumMadeofLego · 09/04/2010 19:51

Well I'll say congratulations.

Katisha · 09/04/2010 19:53

Congrats.

But please don't do a Sleb Mummy recipe book or anything.

kitkat9 · 10/04/2010 16:11

you do make me larf, coco

baby's name is tinkietonk, apparently (tink for short)

Magaly · 09/05/2010 20:32

So what did she call her baby then?

I think she would look younger if she were less coiffed and a bit less naranja. I bet I'd walk past her on the street and not recognise her if she wasn't done up to tell the news.