VB -v- KP

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I actually think VB looks much better than both of the others,
what do you think

Kelly Brook looks bordering on lampshade
Katie Price looks like lady who sits on the spare toilet roll
VB does look stylish

VB looks amazing, though a tad too thin
Kelly Brook - HATE that dress. she looks about 50. why is she showing her arse on one side like that?
Katie price, good effort but too tanned and way too much make up. trying-too-hard me thinks.

and there's my verdict!!

poor Terri Seymour bet she's gutted.

Kelly's dress is OTT. VB has the edge in a Greek vase sort of way.

I'm glad to see VB has ditched fake hair and fake tan for a more high fashion look.
Still v slim, but that is the way she likes it

As much as it pains me to say it Posh looks nice although I do wish she would stop with the stupid pelvis forward catwalk poses, she looks stupid.

The dress KP is wearing looks cheap which it probably isn't.

I actually read the thread title as Victoria Beckham vs Kevin Pietersen, which I would pay to see! Bit disappointed now...

WTF is Kelly Osborne doing with her hair? Since when is blue rinse back?

EC- what wrestling?
Batting?
Am hard pushed to think of a category the Kevin Pieterson would not win in-oh no, what about not eating very much, VB would win hands down in that
(am fond of VB)

I think KP is preggers and the dress is to take away from her enlarged stomach area.....

not that I think she looks large of stomach ion the slightest, but she is normally teeny weeny and that first pic makes her look larger than normal

[head in hands]
oh no, that wouldn't be a suprise really

exactly DR

Katie has been taking style tips from Krystal Carrington and/or Shirley Bassey.

Those awful pouty poses as well.

I like VB. Her dresses are great, wish I could afford one (and some liposuction as well).

I liked the look of her dress that they featured in the Sunday Times.
Not really DR wear though for old lady girl about town

Repeats to herself
'Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels'

Darrell,

What about awful hairstyles? Actually, Pietersen would deffo win that. Still wince when I remember the 'porn badger' stylee he sported during that Ashes series!

Fake tan-VB win

Wearing mega heels-VB win, but KP efforts would be v funny

Hhmn. Spending too much time thinking about this, aren't I?

The dye job was vvvvv bad

Kelly Brook's dress looks like she has tucked it into her knickers! Ridiculous!

Looking at all of those dresses makes me feel old - i don't really like any of them, i suppose posh is the 'least bad' but she is far far too thin.

Heidi klum i usually think is elegant, but it looks like she forgot the other half of her outfit. i sound like my mother!

VB looked good

her dresses are classy

and I do think she is pretty...even more so if she dropped the ridiculous posing and vogueing that she does (and gained a stone)

sorry non of them

Eldritch, I was expecting it to be Kevin Pietersen too. I think he might struggle to fit into some of those dresses.

VB looks nice but v v v v thin.

Quite like Kelly Osbourne's Dame Edna hair.

VB looks great thin though.