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Helenas Boobs totally OTT

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cybagel · 20/02/2010 08:53

apols for it being the DM but they really do have the best sleb twaddle pics

her boobs look painful to me

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cybagel · 20/02/2010 09:08

Not sure why she felt she had to glue a gilt chain around them just to show them off even more

still hatefully gorgeous though

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cybagel · 20/02/2010 09:12

me neither, she's so pretty who needs those babies tucked under your jaw?

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ImSoNotTelling · 20/02/2010 09:29

So is this a fashion where you take your natural breasts and haul them up around your neck with some extremely serious underwear, so that the end result is that weird pneumatic look that women with pammy-style implants have?

ImSoNotTelling · 20/02/2010 09:29

Cos I could do that. Given some reinforced steel girdering

DrivenToDistraction · 20/02/2010 09:30

That looks bloody awful and very cheap. Bah.

CasaBevron · 21/02/2010 16:56

hmm i'm not bitter but do you think its to disguise the fact that she forgot to wash her face and brush her hair?

lovemynano · 21/02/2010 17:22

Oh that's a shame, don't like the coconut shells look myself. Also doesn't do the saggy underarm area many favours either.

PortBlacksand · 21/02/2010 17:30

She never looks as if she's been 'bottomed' iykwim - a bit grubby.

HarrietHarpy · 22/02/2010 23:04

She must be about 45 by now. FGS, who'd be an ageing model? RTeduced to hoiking your tits up around your chin for attention. Whatever happened to growing old gracefully

kittyonthebeam · 24/02/2010 10:37

LOL at HH. well said.

Songbird · 24/02/2010 14:07

She looks like she's got mumps!

squeaver · 24/02/2010 14:10

That pic actually makes me feel a bit sick

squeaver · 24/02/2010 14:13

God, the most-often written sentence in the DM has got to be:

"X shows off her body just X months after giving birth"

It's so bloody boring.

squeaver · 24/02/2010 14:15

And what happened to Angelina "I'm not going to make any more films, I'm going to spend all my time with my kids" Jolie??

(Not that she can't work if she wants to, it's just the hypocrisy)

It's like crack, the Mail website isn't it?

RoseWater · 25/02/2010 19:01

Oh dear thats half an hour of my day lost to the DM sleb pages - just can't help myself.

noddyholder · 25/02/2010 19:10

I love her leave her alone!

missmoopy · 25/02/2010 19:14

I both want to be her and want to snog her!! I have yet to see a bad photo of her.

oxocube · 06/03/2010 07:28

OMG I just did the same as RoseWater and was v shocked at how thin the Girls Aloud girl is (Nadine?) - the Irish one. She has lost soooooo much weight. Still beautiful but looks really twig-like now

TheBolter · 06/03/2010 18:08

She looks a bit sad and desperate. And cheap.

cyb · 06/03/2010 18:09

yy to Nadine from Girls aloud she looks absolutely SKELETAL and deeply unnattractive. I really worry what these 'singers' think they are up to

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