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Looks like ashleys been up to no good again...poor Cheryl

56 replies

cilitbang · 06/02/2010 23:05

its going to be on the front page of tomorrow's NOTW apparently poor Cheryl

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houseworkhater · 13/02/2010 13:57

I agree Ozziegirly
I have no sympathy for Cheryl Cole-grow a fucking back bone and set a good example to young girls and boys and leave your adulterous partner.
Otherwise shut up and be prepared to tolerate it for the rest of your entire life as a lepard does not change it's spots.
On a side not why is it Vanessa wotshernames fault when a MARRIED man shags around? They are responsible for their own actions. I hope the lot of them get a very uncurable infectious sexually transmitted disease.

Nancy66 · 13/02/2010 14:56

I'm absolutely convinced this is purely a marriage of convenience and a good money making opportunity for both of them.

Stops the rumours about his sexuality and having a black husband hugely helped her after she smacked the black lavatory attendant.

GypsyMoth · 13/02/2010 14:59

but she doesnt need him now,and hasnt done for a couple of years...and she's had opportunity to get out of the marriage....

Rindercella · 13/02/2010 15:07

Agree with Nancy.

And ILT, I'd take the 'John Terry - England Captain' off your pics if I were you - as that's no longer the case, is it?

GypsyMoth · 13/02/2010 15:15

no but i think it will be by summer! think he'll be back for world cup..

houseworkhater · 13/02/2010 22:37

Good point Nancy.

UnquietDad · 14/02/2010 12:32

It always amazes me that these women can marry footballers and expect them to become paragons of virtue. I mean, everyone knows they are shaggers and knobbers.

She married a Premiership footballer for good PR and a nice bit of KER-CHING!, thank you very much, and a lovely house, and all the prestige that goes with it. And then it's a huge surprise when he's playing away. And playing at both ends of the pitch, by all accounts. It wouldn't have happened if she had married some normal bloke who actually appreciated her, but of course these slebs never consider doing that.

Is it just the old "aisle altar hymn" syndrome?

I agree she doesn't really need him now because her own career is stratospheric. In fact, I don't think she ever really needed him at all.

ilovemydogandmrobama · 14/02/2010 12:36

Lenin, AC plays for Chelsea, right? Don't understand how he could play for another team

MadameCastafiore · 14/02/2010 12:42

Oooohhhh DH - whop originally told me about the whole JT thing - and I broke it on MN don't you know - has always said that Ashley plays for the other team!!

Have no sympathy for Cheryl at all - he would have been dinged out after shagging that vile ugly hairdresser a few years ago.

UnquietDad · 14/02/2010 12:56

She should have married one of the selection of mates I have who think she is wonderful and a goddess, and who would have worshipped her and treated her like a proper lady.

I like her, but of course I am a Sarah man first and foremost.

mayorquimby · 14/02/2010 15:30

it'd be tough to treat someone as vile as her like a lady though.

Nancy66 · 14/02/2010 15:58

Let's not forget we are talking about somebody who admitted punching another woman in the face.

she's vile and so's her greedy, phone-up-the-bum loving husband.

TeflonMum · 14/02/2010 16:02

Cheryl left Ashley Cole the day after the VP thing with JT came out, when she found out Ashley had spit roasted VP with a couple of team mates.

I know this to be true.

All will be revealed.

Btw, I have met him many times and he is a horrible little creep. Unbelievable that Cheryl ever fell for him.

UnquietDad · 14/02/2010 16:02

I don't think she's vile. Just a bit dim. People seem ready to forgive some slebs for past indiscretions, but not others...

UnquietDad · 14/02/2010 16:17

John Prescott punched a bloke, after all, and he's seen as some sort of working-class hero by many. Grace Jones whacking Russell Harty is always re-shown for laughs. Geoff Boycott's back being a "respectable" commentator again despite all the unsavoury wife-beating revelations. McEnroe has been reinvented from foul-mouthed brat into wry elder statesman of tennis.

Plus a good few of these, which you slebbers may enjoy!

Nancy66 · 14/02/2010 16:30

...and she's got cankles

AnyFucker · 14/02/2010 16:33

oh yes, cankles of the highest order < meow >

mayorquimby · 14/02/2010 17:20

it's not the punching thing that makes me think she's vile. It's her personality.

Rindercella · 14/02/2010 19:39

Oh God, this is all quite vile really, isn't it? VP allegedly spit roasted by AC + a couple of Chelsea team mates, as well as shagging JT on the side. No wonder WB left Chelsea

And what with Cole's broken ankle, WB may end up being called up to go to SA after all.

All this makes me realise just how much I love my dull life!

BitOfFun · 14/02/2010 19:56

Great scoop, Teflonmum. It does not surprise me in the least.

MrsChemist · 14/02/2010 20:20

I always thought she was foul. The punching the lady just proved me right. Most people I know seem to have forgotten that she punched someone in the sodding face. I don't know anyone who behaves in such a disgusting manner, even when completely plastered. In fact, if I did, I would reconsider my friendship with them. It's not difficult not being violent on a night out.

I think her record label should have dropped her like a bad habit after that. Totally inappropriate behaviour for some one considered an "icon."

As an aside, some more famous people who got away with bad behaviour.

AnyFucker · 14/02/2010 20:54

she is a convicted violent criminal

end of

how strange that the X-Factor idiots fans conveniently forget this...

hf128219 · 14/02/2010 21:00

That good old safe on Old Street is under armed guard tonight.

Clayhead · 14/02/2010 21:19

I agree with Nancy - total marriage of convenience to make him seem very straight and her less racist.

UnquietDad · 15/02/2010 14:10

She goes totally overboard in the Q interview about how she would never take drugs and is too "square" even to be offered them. Mmmm, I don't need to link to THAT video again, do I?...

Nice pictures, though