Klass in the Mail

[UnquietDad]

Klass

"'I?ve been cheated on and I used to have this guy who?d block the door if he didn?t want me to leave, which, though it wasn?t physical to me, it was physical,' she revealed."

Is she sure he wasn't blocking the door to stop her getting back in? Just thought I ought to check. I mean, it's what I'd do.

Ooh, UQD, you are a cheeky!

'I don't want a great big gesture. I wouldn't expect flowers for Valentine's Day. I'd like a flower.'

Big difference Myleen

She said: 'I love his little Ned, the little belly that he has. And I?m sure he loves mine

GGGRGGH

his little ned

M & S lacy knickers?

Lucky "Gray". I bet his little Ned will just do a flip when he sees them...

Nice of her to remember to plug Marks and Sparks while describing her physically abusive relationship

I can't stand her.

Vomit
Why is she holding toilet roll
Has she got the runs?

I am sure we don't need to know what knickers she wears.

I thought that little product placement thing was sneaky - not any lacy knickers. M&S lacy knickers.

Personally, if I had all her cash (from shameless self-promotion and writing about being the first woman ever to have a baby) it would be myla, la perla and agent provocateur, not sodding M&S.

She had to say M&S though really.

If she was chocolate she would eat herself

If she had a Facebook status at the moment she'd have "M&S" in it.

LOL lambanana you have got that spot on.

She's top of my "celebrities who grind your gears" list

some reason she is turning into really annyoing

There is a very interesting video of her secreted in a safe on Old Street.

she really chaps my ass

thread title is beautiful oxymoron

Ooooh, hf you are really spoiling us with these titbits ...... my guess would be a video of her actually playing the piano to all of - what - Grade 5 standard?

It's of a very snowy quality.

she really chaps my klass

Ah, gotya!

Ah... a video of her not having Pepsi, as it were?

And there was me thinking that was dandruff on her dress ... not a good advert for Pantene!

Blimey, I^I can play at Grade 5.

Give me a modelling contract someone.

Oh really hf? Can't say that surprises me tbh.

It will have to go some way to beat this particular piece of entertainment.