Katie Perry and Russell Brand to marry

[Georgimama]

Don't do it Katie! He's skanky!!

This is the marital equivalent of a tripe and semolina sandwich.

I think she's done very well for herself. Possibly a tad out of her league, but there you go .

At least she can be safe in the knowledge that if he acts like a twat he can do that incredibly engaging smile and all will be well.

He's out of her league?

Surely you jest??

He's gross
At least she is talented
He is a knob

Well matched pair imo

He was funny about her on that quiz thing the other night, "It's not like when Dylan went electric you know, I've just got a bird"

he is lovely

lol wonk

I rather fancy like Russell Brand

Nice one

i'm with hassled! he is far too sexy gorgeous and shaggable superior to marry her, or anybody else for that matter, he just shouldn't be a married man as it just wrong to fantasize about a married man as he just isn't grown up enough yet .

stop panicking! he's only getting married not having it chopped off

are they on fast track or something. means will be over soon.

They are both veh pretty. he has strange legs however

I think he is quite hot actually, after seeing him on GMTV flirting with Lorraine.

Oh God I am a sad bitch.

I can't guarantee anything at this moment in time! .

I will however promise to do my best.

you should see him live, and those legs must be very very flexibleare a bit strange but nice none the less.

How long do we give it?

give it 6 months tops