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yet MORE pics of Hannah waterman - can she please fuck off

76 replies

MaggieSultana · 06/01/2010 11:13

amen

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cornsilkscatholichamster · 06/01/2010 11:26

I predict she'll be strutting about in a bikini in the next 'I'm a Celebrity.'

devilsadvocaat · 06/01/2010 11:26

meow!

she does look a little like her head is stuck on someone else's body tho.

she's still got big norks too. lucky cow!

tiger: she was laura off EEnders

MaggieSultana · 06/01/2010 11:26

shag the feem toom

amanda redman likes a glass doenst she
has the look of a boozer

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MaggieSultana · 06/01/2010 11:26

i bet she is out shovelling snow in hot pants

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GetOrfMoiLand · 06/01/2010 11:27

Hannah has the worst fringe in the history of the modern world.

NOT an advocate for losing 2.5 stone

cornsilkscatholichamster · 06/01/2010 11:27

what does a boozer look like then?

TheBolter · 06/01/2010 11:27

But how we will all laugh when the weight returns... mwah ha h ah ah ha...

GetOrfMoiLand · 06/01/2010 11:28

Apparently (if my crap sleb knowledge is correct) her and Rula Lenska hate each other with a vengeance. She is another hard faced caaa. There is a real life celebrity deathmatch which would be fun to see.

thelunar66 · 06/01/2010 11:29

God... that picture of her concave stomach.. looks vile

GetOrfMoiLand · 06/01/2010 11:29

She is BOUND to put the weight back on. Her and Jessie Wallace.

What is it with ex EEnders actresses who lose all the weight and have a life turnaround once they leave? Who next fsg?

cornsilkscatholichamster · 06/01/2010 11:30

Her torso is like a 1970's action man.

TheBolter · 06/01/2010 11:30

Good god she looks like a freak on that dvd cover. A definite case of body off Baywatch face off Crimewatch.

devilsadvocaat · 06/01/2010 11:32

'scuse me thebolter, why did you choose your name?

Littlefish · 06/01/2010 11:33

She needs to wear a black bra to stop the glare bouncing off her norks in that photo.

PooCrumbsInYourBed · 06/01/2010 11:34

ahem devils advocaat I note you didn't asky about MY name

TheBolter · 06/01/2010 11:38

I like Nancy Mitford.

Well, I like her books.

And they led me to read about Idina Sackville who I found interesting. And somewhat ironically fitting as a Mner name because she was very unworthy of any Saint Sanctimonious Mum of Mumsnet credentials. (Not saying all mners are sanctimonious of course.)

GetOrfMoiLand · 06/01/2010 11:39

Poo crumbs your name is awful - I remember that thread, I was suitably horrified.

thelunar66 · 06/01/2010 11:44

So PoCrumbs is named after that thread? I remember it too

gherkinwithapurplemerkin · 06/01/2010 11:45

Yes amen to all of the above. What a smug and hard-faced oman she appears to be.

(How funny was it was Sherie Madwoman gave her a bok for menopausal woman on Come Dine With me?)

GetOrfMoiLand · 06/01/2010 11:48

Ooh I missed that, that must have been funny, Sheree is off the scale mad.

How did Hannah W come across (predict that she pursed her lips a lot in disapproval)

gherkinwithapurplemerkin · 06/01/2010 11:54

Yes, was funny. Waterman was shocked and stuttered "But I'm 34 ". Generally didn't come across that well; rather sour and mean. But in fairness with Sheree and David Gest to contend with would have been hard not to.

gherkinwithapurplemerkin · 06/01/2010 11:55

She has defo had work on her eye area. Looks odd

GetOrfMoiLand · 06/01/2010 12:11

Yes, think so too, think too much botox cos when she cracks a smile (child frightening) all her crows feet bunch up but rest of face from eyes up remains expressionless.

Gawd am a horrible cow aren't I.

Rindercella · 06/01/2010 12:21

That Come Dine With Me was a classic. Have to say though that Sheree came off the worst of the 4 by a long, long way!

There is no way that Hannah Waterman still has norks like that after losing all that weight...airbrushed to buggery or recent boob job.

thedollshouse · 06/01/2010 12:30

I actually think she looks great. 100% improvement on the pre weight loss picture.