British Fashion Awards - and not one decent frock to be seen

[MmeLindt]

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Claudia Schiffer is stuck in the eighties, Twiggy and her daughter are going for the matador look, Pixie Geldof looks like a goth grannie and Kate Moss is just very scary.

I agree, although I do like Georgia Jagger's dress. I also think posh looks much better for 35 than Kate Moss.
Just shows what (alleged) drug taking can do!

I like Daisy Lowe's get-up.

Posh is starting to resemble a parody of an old fashion hag.

Talking of fash hags - love Vivienne Westwood.'Ooh, I know..I think I'll rock up in an orange towel and some strange grey old lady tights tonight, just for a giggle...' She's as mad as a fish, isn't she?

Why is Laura Bailey making that face?

Ah, fashion. Bonkers.