Mariah - are the stories about her exaggerated?

[MmeLindt]

Surely noone could really honestly think that the Queen is going to allow her to light up Buckingham Palace by night - in pink lights while yellow butterflies appeared to float over it?

This has to be a pisstake, right?

Oh I hope not.

We could all do with being a little more 'mariah'

I insist dh rolls out the red carpet lined with church candles when I stagger back from my Asda food shop

i feel sorry for the 100 white kittens

whats the news cyb

The news is......off to a ball friday and Michael mac on tues. busy busy!

Et Tu?

Yes, good idea.

I like the thought of communicating with the tradespeople through the closed door.

Also saves having to get out of my jammies.

'Do you hate me darling?' with a flurry of kisses

I'm going to try that on the patients if running late

Brooker says it all

You could almost forgive any amount of eccentric behaviour if she was a decent singer. But I feel the need to remove all breakable objects and small animals when she starts to screech and warble (how do those white kittens cope?!)...

Very good article, UD. So we brought it all on ourselves.

Mariah Carey had people 'lower her on to the sofa' for TV appearance

I was very disappointed when JLo did an interview to rebuke the claims that she wanted the dressing room painted white etc etc., when appearing on TOTP.

I'm going to channel my inner diva.

The deaf?