Alternative names for celeb fragrances...add yours here..

[Megglevache]

I was sent this today and love the Katie H one

fake perfume list

I'm sure MN can add funnier ones!

Monopoly by Justin Fletcher

Canal No. 5?
Deranged?
Obsessed?
Poisonous?
Chancer?

Inspired thread but I am no good at clebs!

Plastique - Jordan
Vacuous - Paris Hilton
Snort - Kerry Katona
Overexposed - Myleene Klass

"Eau de Ho" for Britney Spears

Denial by Katie Price
Bobby Dazzler by David Dickenson
Warped by Lady Gaga
Tramp by Kate Moss

eau dious & Eau du ho. hahahahahha.

"Has Been" Katie Price

"Leather And Ash" Kate Moss

"Trapped" Katie Holmes

"Denial" George Clooney

Flamed for Mumsnetters

Viper, surely?

Ha!!

David Beckham- Adultery, forever?
Jeremy Clarkson- Sach du cack.

Ubiquitous by Myleene Klass
Plastique by Jordan
Frozen by Amanda Holden
Masque by Nicole Kidman
Eau de Stepford by Katie Holmes