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[MistressMary]

Why did the baker have brown smelly hands?

Go on...

coz they were always in his buns????

Because he kneaded a poo ...

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What happened to the constipated mathmatician?

Ick ick!

Ha - he worked it out with a pencil!!

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What do you do if you get a peanut stuck up your bottom?

urghhh

must work must work must work

next???

Eat some chocolate and it'll come out a treat

Actually he worked it out with a pencil in logs.

Why does a squirrle swim on its back?

To stop his nuts getting wet