ok i know your going to slate me ..

[happybutbored]

but im pregnant, bored and a "celeb", guess who i am?

how do you cook it?

"well known" "celeb" "famous" which ever a used it would have sounded pompus and obviously be commented on!

not granny grunt Jo Whiley hang wiv da glasto crew?

so who are you then? cant guess with no clues!

schlebs cant hold their water.publicist will leak it

Like it scottishmummy!!

what a waste of a thread. such a troll

It wouldn't be splashed all over the tabloids, what would they say? 'Anonymous user of internet forum claims to be Cheryl Cole and claims to be pregnant'?

lol at Lynda Bellingham!

That other one off Loose Women? The one who used to be miserable until she got laid, and who now bangs on about it?

Carole McGiffen

Cheryl Cole could only give birth to a small flea.

So, PregnantSleb, how long have you been on mumsnet?

That's the one!

carole mcgiffen har har har

that Kardashian girl

Not sure what she's famous for

wish i hadn;t opened that link BALD

ewwwwwwwww

Are you Holly Willabooby?

how can you tell hoooooochie? I'm genuinely interested as I'm clueless.

we could play 20 questions?

1 - do you have blonde hair?

who's lola?